Today I took h to his cooking class again.
This time I separated h from spoiledlittlepainintheass!!
Painintheass said to me... "Don't move his chair, he is my friend!"
I said... "I already did it"
PITA.... "Gammy!! That's not fair."
Me... "I don't care. This is what is best for h and so it's done... it's done... you'll be fine... now pay attention!"
While they were cooking I took my book out of my purse and TRIED to read it when a mom said... SO what are you doing?
Me? Oh I am just finalizing my ways to kill some people and you?
HUH??
I'm just kidding... I am just sitting here thinking how nice it is going to be to read a book that has no pictures and DOESN'T rhyme!
So, 5 pages into my book... I set it down to have a conversation with a woman I don't know about shit I don't remember to care about.
Note for tomorrow.... bring something to pluck my ears out with!!
After cooking class we decide we are going to swim but thanks to mother nature (on 2 counts) that one thing and the pouring rain our plans change. Instead we just sit around and watch tv and answer some emails.
I have decided not to drink any slimfasts today and I have only ate 1 cucumber.... my friend AK is moving out of state and we are going to a MEXICAN restaurant during MARGARITA HAPPY HOUR!!! Can you say.... "EMPTY CALORIES!!" YUMMY!!!
I ordered the steak asada that came with an enchilada and rice & beans. I also ate about 7 chips with salsa and 2 frozen LARGE margaritas!!
Note to AK: I know we didn't hang out and I really wanted to. I will miss you and I only wish you the best. I will mail you some cookies! sniff sniff
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
June 30, 2010
_ _ 8!!!
Dear Fuckingscale,
My mother was over my house and I was trying to entertain her. You should have shown some grace this morning because the gum I bought at the store is missing and now I feel like I am having some sort of crack withdrawals. Besides the fact that most of this shit must be water weight because I started!
Fuckyou verymuchasshole,
Kim
June 29, 2010
Ok, so today I reluctantly got on the scale...
_ _ 6!
Yeah, I didn't go up!!
Actually I didn't really expect to go up... all I had before the evil Chinese buffet was water, vitamin water zeros and 1 cucumber.
Today is a different story.
I had a vitamin water zero when it was time to take the kids to college for kids and then I drove home to pick up my mom and h Today is the first day of h's CHOCOLATE camp. Yes, that's right C.H.O.C.O.L.A.T.E cooking class.
Do you know what you get when you cross a fat hungry lady who is about to be 40 with a room full of kids and chocolate.... something resembling PMS!!
Actually I sat there and wish I could junk punch a 4 year old boy that was sitting next to h.
I am thinking that wishing you could "junk punch" a kid is probably not something I should be saying out loud!!
In all honesty, if you were there... you would feel the same way.... "Gammy, I want the GREEN stool! Gammy, I didn't get to crack the egg! Gammy, I didn't mean to demolish those 3 eggs! Gammy, I am not getting my way! Gammy! Gammy! Gammy! over and freakin' over!! At one point Gammy picked up littlespoiledpainintheass and carted him off to the bathroom while he was screaming. Now, maybe I am old fashioned but if I pick up your punk ass and you start screaming at me the next place you see your punk ass will be in the car on the way home!!!! Oh, no... not for littlespoiledpainintheass.... no.... let's just tell everyone he was screaming because he had flour in his eye.......
Sure lady, and I think sitting my fat ass on this little stool is almost as much fun as watching your little painintheass!!
Oh, if i hadn't had that vitamin water zero this morning, I would have slapped gammy!!
Luckily when it was time to ask the parents to "sample" the kids creations I had seen enough whining and booger searching to know that I wasn't going to touch that chocolate!!
After class, we went to Mimi's for lunch.
I thought to myself... WOW FOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PEELED!!!!!!!
I ordered the seared steak salad, with french onion soup, buttermilk spice muffin and hot tea.
Best choice for me off the menu??? NO! But I did get the non or low fat dressing. :)
After going home and feeling like I ate 1/2 a cow I sat my ass on my couch and watched a movie with my mom, picked the kids up from college for kids and drove back to Granbury to take my mom home. On the way to her house, I picked up Chicken Express. Again... probably not in the Weight Watcher book so fuck it. (Besides.. I am not on Weight Watchers!)
I had 3 tenders, some cole slaw, fried okra and 2 corn nuggets. I washed it down with a diet cherry 7-up.
I have a strange feeling that the scale will be higher tomorrow................
_ _ 6!
Yeah, I didn't go up!!
Actually I didn't really expect to go up... all I had before the evil Chinese buffet was water, vitamin water zeros and 1 cucumber.
Today is a different story.
I had a vitamin water zero when it was time to take the kids to college for kids and then I drove home to pick up my mom and h Today is the first day of h's CHOCOLATE camp. Yes, that's right C.H.O.C.O.L.A.T.E cooking class.
Do you know what you get when you cross a fat hungry lady who is about to be 40 with a room full of kids and chocolate.... something resembling PMS!!
Actually I sat there and wish I could junk punch a 4 year old boy that was sitting next to h.
I am thinking that wishing you could "junk punch" a kid is probably not something I should be saying out loud!!
In all honesty, if you were there... you would feel the same way.... "Gammy, I want the GREEN stool! Gammy, I didn't get to crack the egg! Gammy, I didn't mean to demolish those 3 eggs! Gammy, I am not getting my way! Gammy! Gammy! Gammy! over and freakin' over!! At one point Gammy picked up littlespoiledpainintheass and carted him off to the bathroom while he was screaming. Now, maybe I am old fashioned but if I pick up your punk ass and you start screaming at me the next place you see your punk ass will be in the car on the way home!!!! Oh, no... not for littlespoiledpainintheass.... no.... let's just tell everyone he was screaming because he had flour in his eye.......
Sure lady, and I think sitting my fat ass on this little stool is almost as much fun as watching your little painintheass!!
Oh, if i hadn't had that vitamin water zero this morning, I would have slapped gammy!!
Luckily when it was time to ask the parents to "sample" the kids creations I had seen enough whining and booger searching to know that I wasn't going to touch that chocolate!!
After class, we went to Mimi's for lunch.
I thought to myself... WOW FOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PEELED!!!!!!!
I ordered the seared steak salad, with french onion soup, buttermilk spice muffin and hot tea.
Best choice for me off the menu??? NO! But I did get the non or low fat dressing. :)
After going home and feeling like I ate 1/2 a cow I sat my ass on my couch and watched a movie with my mom, picked the kids up from college for kids and drove back to Granbury to take my mom home. On the way to her house, I picked up Chicken Express. Again... probably not in the Weight Watcher book so fuck it. (Besides.. I am not on Weight Watchers!)
I had 3 tenders, some cole slaw, fried okra and 2 corn nuggets. I washed it down with a diet cherry 7-up.
I have a strange feeling that the scale will be higher tomorrow................
June 28, 2010
June 28th
So today was stressful for me. I had to take h to the doctor. There is nothing wrong with him, it was just time for his annual visit. For all of you who know h, you know that he is a sweet boy but he is on the quirky side. He associates dr visits with S.H.O.T.S.! I told him that I didn't think he would get any shots but he was still freakin' out! So that's when I did it... I bribed a 5 year old with food. I feel so guilty about it beccause h is a BIG boy. But on this day as I stood outside getting soaked by the rain, I said.. "Be nice for mommy and Dr. Brad and I will buy you a shake from Arby's as soon as we are done!!" I also told him that I would make sure that he got more than 1 token today!!
A hearing/vision/pee in a cup/finger prick/complete look over by the doctor and 1 hour later, we were headed to the token machine with 2 tokens!! Lucky for me one token spit out 2 prizes and the other one spit out one and an empty container. h took that empty container right up to the cashier and said (with his super adorable face and 2 other prizes in his pocket...) "This one was empty." She couldn't resist his cute face and gave him another token. Only one prize came out but he was super happy!!
After the dr visit we drove to pick up my mom from Granbury (about 40 minutes away) because today is her birthday and we are going to pick her up, take her to dinner and then she is going to spend the night.
So we drive to Granbury, make the trek back to FtW and meet the rest of my family at a
FREAKIN' CHINESE BUFFETT!!!!
Yes, I ate but only because I knew we were having the buffett so I have limited myself to only cucumbers and water...
After a trip to my friend SW's house to get mom some more Miche covers, we go home and watch a movie on demand.
All in all... a good evening, besides the fact that Chinese food NO LONGER LIKES MY SYSTEM... oooohhhh gooooodneessss
My weight this morning was still _ _ 6!!
I have a strange feeling it won't be tomorrow...........
So today was stressful for me. I had to take h to the doctor. There is nothing wrong with him, it was just time for his annual visit. For all of you who know h, you know that he is a sweet boy but he is on the quirky side. He associates dr visits with S.H.O.T.S.! I told him that I didn't think he would get any shots but he was still freakin' out! So that's when I did it... I bribed a 5 year old with food. I feel so guilty about it beccause h is a BIG boy. But on this day as I stood outside getting soaked by the rain, I said.. "Be nice for mommy and Dr. Brad and I will buy you a shake from Arby's as soon as we are done!!" I also told him that I would make sure that he got more than 1 token today!!
A hearing/vision/pee in a cup/finger prick/complete look over by the doctor and 1 hour later, we were headed to the token machine with 2 tokens!! Lucky for me one token spit out 2 prizes and the other one spit out one and an empty container. h took that empty container right up to the cashier and said (with his super adorable face and 2 other prizes in his pocket...) "This one was empty." She couldn't resist his cute face and gave him another token. Only one prize came out but he was super happy!!
After the dr visit we drove to pick up my mom from Granbury (about 40 minutes away) because today is her birthday and we are going to pick her up, take her to dinner and then she is going to spend the night.
So we drive to Granbury, make the trek back to FtW and meet the rest of my family at a
FREAKIN' CHINESE BUFFETT!!!!
Yes, I ate but only because I knew we were having the buffett so I have limited myself to only cucumbers and water...
After a trip to my friend SW's house to get mom some more Miche covers, we go home and watch a movie on demand.
All in all... a good evening, besides the fact that Chinese food NO LONGER LIKES MY SYSTEM... oooohhhh gooooodneessss
My weight this morning was still _ _ 6!!
I have a strange feeling it won't be tomorrow...........
Sunday, June 27, 2010
June 27 cont.
Today I worked in H's room for a VERY LONG time......
I rearranged furniture, threw all stupid stuffed animals on the bed, threw clothes out of her closet that don't fit and started going through the piles of shit on her floor.
Seriously... how many teeny tiny pieces to Barbies are there? Have you ever stepped on an accessory to a Polly Pocket??? I would NOT recommend it AT ALL!! That SHIT hurts!!!
I was making really good progress when DSH (DumbShit Husband) suggested I clip my coupons so that I can go to the store. OMFG! Are you freakin' kidding me?? Hey asshole, go to the damn store yourself! Oh, that's right you don't know how to clip coupons....
So, I clip my fucking coupons and explain to him what they are and what to buy. "huh?" is apparently the only thing he can say. Fine!! So I tell him... You take 4/5 kids to Tom Thumb and Kroger and I'll take H to Albertson's. That way it will be faster and then I can get back to working on H's room. Deal?
An hour and a half later, H and I were home, unloading groceries and starting dinner.
BY the time genious showed up we were finished with dinner and relaxing.
I did ask G what took so long. His excuse? Besides the 2 stores I told him to go to he also went to Target and got gas at Costco. Oh, and he said that shopping with 4 kids is kinda hard when they are misbehaving. H asked him if he made them go to "Toilet Timeout".
SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE, he didn't know what that was. H looked at me, with only a look a pre-hormonal 10 year old girl can give, and said "Well that figures! Toilet Timeout is really effective and gets the job done. That's why we don't act bad when we go to the store with mom!". (Sometimes a 10 year old really is smarter than a 46 year old!!)
Hopefully the scale will be nice to me for doing so much for others...............
Dinner tonight:
Steak, grilled on my indoor grill pan
spaghetti squash
cold pasta salad with NON fat Italian dressing
fresh baked french bread with smart balance spread
Fuze slenderize to drink
Yeah, I know it is a lot but I was HUNGRY!!
I rearranged furniture, threw all stupid stuffed animals on the bed, threw clothes out of her closet that don't fit and started going through the piles of shit on her floor.
Seriously... how many teeny tiny pieces to Barbies are there? Have you ever stepped on an accessory to a Polly Pocket??? I would NOT recommend it AT ALL!! That SHIT hurts!!!
I was making really good progress when DSH (DumbShit Husband) suggested I clip my coupons so that I can go to the store. OMFG! Are you freakin' kidding me?? Hey asshole, go to the damn store yourself! Oh, that's right you don't know how to clip coupons....
So, I clip my fucking coupons and explain to him what they are and what to buy. "huh?" is apparently the only thing he can say. Fine!! So I tell him... You take 4/5 kids to Tom Thumb and Kroger and I'll take H to Albertson's. That way it will be faster and then I can get back to working on H's room. Deal?
An hour and a half later, H and I were home, unloading groceries and starting dinner.
BY the time genious showed up we were finished with dinner and relaxing.
I did ask G what took so long. His excuse? Besides the 2 stores I told him to go to he also went to Target and got gas at Costco. Oh, and he said that shopping with 4 kids is kinda hard when they are misbehaving. H asked him if he made them go to "Toilet Timeout".
SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE, he didn't know what that was. H looked at me, with only a look a pre-hormonal 10 year old girl can give, and said "Well that figures! Toilet Timeout is really effective and gets the job done. That's why we don't act bad when we go to the store with mom!". (Sometimes a 10 year old really is smarter than a 46 year old!!)
Hopefully the scale will be nice to me for doing so much for others...............
Dinner tonight:
Steak, grilled on my indoor grill pan
spaghetti squash
cold pasta salad with NON fat Italian dressing
fresh baked french bread with smart balance spread
Fuze slenderize to drink
Yeah, I know it is a lot but I was HUNGRY!!
June 27, 2010
Today I woke up to the smell of BACON!!!!
OMG!!! I LOVE BACON!!!
Before my skinnybitch appointments, bacon was almost a food group for me.
Now today I smell it and I almost don't care. Do you know why????
OMG!!! I LOVE BACON!!!
Before my skinnybitch appointments, bacon was almost a food group for me.
Now today I smell it and I almost don't care. Do you know why????
_ _ 6!!!!!!
That is a 2 pound difference from yesterday!!
I do not remember the last time I saw that number...
I do not remember the last time I saw that number...
So today I will go in my daughter H's room and FINALLY tackle the mound of CLEAN laundry that has been multiplying upstairs. Perhaps all this cleaning is a form of exercise I never thought possible....
Saturday, June 26, 2010
June 25 and 26, 2010
June 25th
This morning I decided not to weigh myself. It might have been because I ate 2 meals yesterday instead of 1. That's right folks I went through the drive thru of Jack in the Box and ordered myself a chicken fajita pita!! I did not have any slimfasts during the day because of my appointment with skinnybitch. Then for dinner I had a hamburger (no bun) and a cold pasta salad.
I have spent ALL day working in my daughter L's room. That's right ALL DAY!!!
You see, my foot has been so sore that I have not done ANYTHING upstairs, except clean the bathroom. I clean that once a week (sounds gross but NOBODY ever uses it.. mine is so much more appealing). Well I went upstairs yesterday armed with some lysol and a box of trashbags. Yesterday I focused just on her room. I rearranged furniture and added some shelves to hold the excessive amout of stuff that she has.
How does a 7 year old accumulate so much shit??? RIDICULOUS!!!
Well, I made her help me which is why it took so long. I figured if I had to be stuck up there with the air on the fritz then she better be too!!
I went upstairs at 10 in the morning and didn't come down until 9 at night!!
By the time I came down I was so tired AND starving!
All day I had countless glasses of water and 2 slimfasts.
For dinner (cooked by G) spaghetti with meat sauce and garlic bread.
June 26th
This morning I weighed myself and it said _ _ 8! So I am at least maintaining.???
Today I have spent the majority of the day upstairs in L's closet. I completely emptied it out. I went through all her clothes... I made a pile to give to my friend, I made a pile to go to Goodwill and I made a pile to go into her closet. SEVERAL HOURS later I told G I was done and I went to get my swimsuit on. I ate a subway sandwhich... ordered off the "Jarod menu" and went down the red slide twice!! Besides my sandwhich all I have had was 1 slimfast!!!
Hopefully the scale will be kind because that sandwhich wasn't!!!
This morning I decided not to weigh myself. It might have been because I ate 2 meals yesterday instead of 1. That's right folks I went through the drive thru of Jack in the Box and ordered myself a chicken fajita pita!! I did not have any slimfasts during the day because of my appointment with skinnybitch. Then for dinner I had a hamburger (no bun) and a cold pasta salad.
I have spent ALL day working in my daughter L's room. That's right ALL DAY!!!
You see, my foot has been so sore that I have not done ANYTHING upstairs, except clean the bathroom. I clean that once a week (sounds gross but NOBODY ever uses it.. mine is so much more appealing). Well I went upstairs yesterday armed with some lysol and a box of trashbags. Yesterday I focused just on her room. I rearranged furniture and added some shelves to hold the excessive amout of stuff that she has.
How does a 7 year old accumulate so much shit??? RIDICULOUS!!!
Well, I made her help me which is why it took so long. I figured if I had to be stuck up there with the air on the fritz then she better be too!!
I went upstairs at 10 in the morning and didn't come down until 9 at night!!
By the time I came down I was so tired AND starving!
All day I had countless glasses of water and 2 slimfasts.
For dinner (cooked by G) spaghetti with meat sauce and garlic bread.
June 26th
This morning I weighed myself and it said _ _ 8! So I am at least maintaining.???
Today I have spent the majority of the day upstairs in L's closet. I completely emptied it out. I went through all her clothes... I made a pile to give to my friend, I made a pile to go to Goodwill and I made a pile to go into her closet. SEVERAL HOURS later I told G I was done and I went to get my swimsuit on. I ate a subway sandwhich... ordered off the "Jarod menu" and went down the red slide twice!! Besides my sandwhich all I have had was 1 slimfast!!!
Hopefully the scale will be kind because that sandwhich wasn't!!!
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