July 23, 2010

Ok so I am in Austin for some PTA shit.
I was here last year so I didn't think I had to go this year.

I am looking around at all the vendors and I am not thinking PTA. Instead I am thinking FWMOM. I have more loyalties to my Mothers of Multiples then I do my PTA. I saw some shirts today that I would love to have as a club shirt! I guess you could say that I am multi-tasking.

Back to Austin... I am suppose to be continuing my liquid diet and unless you consider alchohol liquid... then I am not following directions.

Today I have had a breakfast from the hotel, a Starbucks, a fruit cup for lunch and for dinner I had the following..

PF Changs Mongolian Beef, egg drop soup, chicken lettuce wrap, an "organic" margarita (made with 2 SHOTS of PITRON!!) and 4 martinis with 88 in the title.

After dinner I followed the other PTA moms to see some bats fly out from under a highway... I SHIT YOU NOT...

I sat in the grass, got 7 bites from some "unknown creature" and decided it was time to go. Forgive me for being rude but I saw the bats leave the caverns in Carlsbad, NM LOTS of times so if you expect me to sit in this grass and wait for the bats then you must be drunker than me because I am OUT OF HERE!!

After the "ficticous" bats didn't show up the other 3 people I were with decided to have another drink. We chose a Mexican restaurant and I had a margarita and something called a "Mexican Opal". Now, to be honest, I have never ordered anything EVA with the world Opal in it. (Always been told opals were bad luck if they weren't your birthstone.)
At any rate, after a sip I knew it was going to be my next drink after my strong ass margarita.

Let me just say that once I finished that "opal" drink I had to walk back to my hotel.

Now here I am, sitting in my hotel room, typing on my roomies computer thinking... "Why the hell can I not feel my teeth???"

July 22 part 3

Ok, got some bad news....

Baylor Dallas can't accomodate me until the 16th.

BUMMER BUMMER BUMMER

At least it is still scheduled.

LK & GP are you ok for the 16th?? I Love You guys!!

July 22, 2010

Drum roll please............................

LK & GP... I LOVE YOU 2 BEAUTIFUL LADIES!!!!!!!
Are y'all ready to take a drive to Dallas???

I am "tentatively scheduled" for MONDAY AUGUST 9th!!!!

Which ironically is the same week that HKLD are doing the sports camp in North Richland Hills. Oh well, G is not on board with this futurehotmommatrain so I guess he can take them!

So how many want to start a wager that his butt will be on board once I turn into the hotmomma??? :)

July 22, 2010

_ _ 0!!!!!!!!!!!

I can freakin' believe it!!
4 pounds down!!!

I am so excited!!!

I wish I could figure out how to change my fonts again because that zero would have been so fucking large!!

Now, all I have to do is keep drinking water and chewing my crack... gum until my appt at 12:15!!!!

I can't wait to show skinnybitch that I have NOT maintained!!!

Woooo Whooooooo!!!!!

July 21, 2010

Ok, today I stepped on the scale and it said _ _ 4!! I am so pumped!!
I really thought it would be a much higher number. Now all I have to do is maintain that or go down further for tomorrow.

Oh gosh, I am so nervous! I got a call from skinnybitch and she told me that my protein was still too low. WTF?? I honestly don't get it. How can it be low? Whenever I eat... which isn't often... it ALWAYS consists of meat. Now on top of everything else, I have to start taking a protein supplement. GREAT!

Isopure Zero Carb™ (20 oz) apparently has 40 grams of protein and 160 calories!!
Man this sucks!

I feel like everytime I find a hurdle I trip over it. (High school gym class memories all over again!)

Goodness gracious.
Well today I have had 1 slimfast and about 6 pieces of my crack... gum.

Tonight for dinner will be the largest glass of lemon flavored water i can handle.
G and h will have nachos. There is no way that I can walk into BWW tonight!!

Wish me luck on not grabbing a straw when I heat up that creamy cheese!!

Please pray for me tomorrow... Dr. Takemyfatawaynow is GOING to schedule my surgery. Please pray for sooner than later and please do not tell him I am buying a bottle of sweet tea vodka before I go out of town this weekend!!

July 20, cont.

Ok... mexican food, 4 margaritas (one frozen mango and 3 on the rocks) and then a shiner draft.

You would think I would be out of my funk but I am not. I still feel funked out.

Going to bed now... somewhere.... h apparently fell asleep with G because he is sprawled out on my side.

Oh goodness me....

July 20, 2010

Ok, today is just ok. I did weigh myself and it was _ _ 5 which is what it has been for about 3 days now.

However, for some reason today I feel like I want to drive off a cliff. The reason... doesn't really matter and can't be talked about.

This is a bad day and I feel as if I have nobody to talk to.
I have spent the last hour just crying.

I am in a funk and I hope that margaritas and mexican food can pull me out tonight.