Ok, so I know I haven't been on here in a while.
If you have to ask why then you have been living under a rock and don't realize that I have 5 children!
I have been running around like a maniac in preparation for these 5 kids to be home all summer.
I had a long list of things to do on the last day of school and then one of my kids decided to throw up everywhere all day. So instead of getting a very needed pedicure, I got to clean barf all day! FUN FUN!!
Oh, back to me...
Yesterday I did my grocery store thing. That is where I hit up all the major grocery stores in my area to buy all the loss leaders with coupons. My first store was Costco because it was the last day to use my ziploc coupons. (Hey freezer bags can get very expensive!)
While I was at Costco, I found some cute white shorts.
Now for me that sentence would have never made sense a year ago.
Cute and white shorts should NEVER be in the same sentence.
However, these were super cute.
I dug and dug and the biggest size I could find was a 16.
I contimplated them over and over and thought... what the hell... they don't cost that much and the size 18 pants I have on are loose!!
(THE SIZE 18 PANTS I HAVE ON ARE LOOSE!! WOW!!)
So I bought them.
When I finally came home I decided to put them on.
Yeah, bad idea.
H told me they "almost fit".
So I laid on the bed....
AFTER NEARLY BREAKING MY WRIST.... I not only buttoned them.... I FUCKING ZIPPED THEM TOO!!!
Could I breathe when I stood up?
Barely!
Did they look like total shit when I stood up?
Definetly!
Did I feel "violated" by those shorts?
You bet I did!
Did I have a pair of size 16 white Levis shorts on?
YES I FUCKING DID!!!
