Thursday, March 1, 2012

Midsummer Nightmare

Ok so I need to find a "Spring" dress.
If any of you who really know me... then you know this is going to be hard.

I was shopping with my friend SV this weekend and she found a dress for me. When I saw it I absolutely LOVED it. The only problem was it is a size 16!!
Hello?? 16?? Yeah, not there yet.

So SV says... "Here is one your size. Get this one!"
I grabbed it and bought it.

When I got home I thought..... QUICK grab the fat sucker one piece!
I put it on and the leopard wacoal bra that makes my boobs look fab!

It FIT!!

From the front... FABULOUS!
From the back... BIG ASS PINK FLOWER ASS, but looks good!
From the sides... 2 pigs fighting under a blanket... yup that sums it up!

So it looks like I am back to the drawing board, unless I exercise NON STOP.
Oh yeah right, canceled Y membership.

SHIT!

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