Ok, this morning I am suffering with allergies! UUGGGHHHH!!
I can not stop sneezing.
Well I suppose I am writing in here today because you are all wondering if I confronted the front office lady at the Dr visit. You might know her as.. Mrs. NexttimeIseeyouIamgoingtopunchyouintheface. Did I punch her? No! Did I want to? Yes! Did she talk all sweetandniceandothercraplikethat? You bet she did. Did I acknowledge her? NO! She said Hi and I turned my head. I know it sounds all "high school like" but she seriously pissed me off and I am not ready to talk to her yet.
So yesterday was my appointment. I was in the class with my WONDERFUL dietician. Then the psychiatrist/psychologist/something like that came in. Then it was my time with Dr. B. Before I went in there Mrs. NexttimeIseeyouIamgoingtopunchyouintheface handed me my appt card for my 6 month check up. Yup, you probably already guessed it.. it is for 8 months NOT 6. When I asked her about this she informed me that the 6 month class is "full". Yeah I call bullshit too!
I won't go into full detail what I said or what he said but I can tell you somethings. My appt was suppose to be 15 minutes long and it was 1 hour 30 minutes long. He asked for the truth about my past 2 1/2 weeks and I was full disclosure. I even told him that his receptionist made me an appointment for 8 months instead of 6. I'm thinking that I will see him in 6....
I can also tell you that he is MAD at that doctor that put me off over and over. In fact at one point his wife called and hung up on him when he told her for the third time that he had a patient in his office. Of course, it probably didn't help much that I was cracking up laughing while he was on the phone. I know it is childish but I couldn't help it. Dr. B.'s face is so damn animated when he is annoyed. (My friend LK can vouch for that one!) All in all, I left the office with a better vibe about my choice of doctors. No, I didn't end up getting asked out on a date but I definetly think we had a bonding moment.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
September 23, 2010
Ok so the scale today is 281!
Clearly I am not dropping pounds like I would like.
Or perhaps it is the culmination of not pooping AND the monthly "gift" that is helping me tip the scales?
However, I am eating and drinking a bunch!
Yesterday alone I drank 2 vitamin water zeros and a bottled water with a package of pomegranite lemonaide crystal light. I am not so sure about crystal light but it was a nice change of pace. Overall I didn't eat that much. Probably because I am full from liquids. I just feel a huge overwhelming sense to drink constantly. I am always thirsty. So for now, I drink more than I eat.
Last night for dinner I had 3 small bites of grilled steak and 3 forkfuls of spaghetti squash. YUM! I love that stuff!!
The past few weeks took their toll on me.
I don't feel like my brain has caught up yet.
I want to exercise but I am not sure I am ready.
I know that the weight will "melt" off quicker if I could exercise.
Now I am paying for a gym membership and I am not using it.
I will say that I have decided to mark some things off my bucket list.
I recently bought a book with no pictures, small print and 562 pages.
It is an Oprah book club selection called FREEDOM.
For me, I don't know what the book is about I just wanted to buy it for the title.
FREEDOM
Do I now feel freedom because all my kids are in school?
Do I now feel freedom because I am free to eat and drink again?
Do I now feel freedom because I will soon be free of fat?
Do I now feel freedom because I feel better about myself?
Do I now feel freedom because I am now free to make better choices in my life, rather than settleing for the same 'ole same 'ole?
Do I now feel freedom because I have decided to rid myself of all the bullshit that comes with having this surgery?
I am not sure which one seems more important but the last one is probably the closest.
I am free to rid myself of all the bullshit.
Let me point it out for anyone still "on the fence" about my decision...
It's done. There is nothing you can say or do that will change it.
NO I didn't take the easy way out. No matter what you think, this was a hard decision and a total lifestyle change for me. I watch everything I eat. I struggle to make good choices. I struggle because I don't want to be that fat again. I know I will never be skinny but I also know that FOR ME this was the best decision. (Now please stop saying I took the easy way out before I end up punching you in the face!)
Yes, I would without question do this surgery again.
With any surgery you should expect complications because they can happen.
Have I had my fair share of complications recently?
You bet I have.
Would I change my mind about the surgery if I could?
Absolutely 100% NO!
This surgery is my lifeline to the real world.
I did not take the easy way out so stop saying it.
This was MY decision because it is MY body.
Today is my follow up appt with my dietician, physchiatrist and Dr. B.
I was prepared to file a formal complaint against the front office and nurse.
Now I realize something more important.
I am in control of my body, nobody else is.
I should have stood up for myself and demanded quick action when I was having a problem. Instead I relied on the instinct that somehow someone was listening to me.
Now today I have to come to grips with the fact that this was my fault.
As a mother, if this was happening to any of my children I would have taken them to the ER the 2nd day. Why then, as mothers do we put off our own health? How are we suppose to take care of our children when we can't take care of ourselves?
Today is a new day.
Today is my Freedom from 2nd place.
Clearly I am not dropping pounds like I would like.
Or perhaps it is the culmination of not pooping AND the monthly "gift" that is helping me tip the scales?
However, I am eating and drinking a bunch!
Yesterday alone I drank 2 vitamin water zeros and a bottled water with a package of pomegranite lemonaide crystal light. I am not so sure about crystal light but it was a nice change of pace. Overall I didn't eat that much. Probably because I am full from liquids. I just feel a huge overwhelming sense to drink constantly. I am always thirsty. So for now, I drink more than I eat.
Last night for dinner I had 3 small bites of grilled steak and 3 forkfuls of spaghetti squash. YUM! I love that stuff!!
The past few weeks took their toll on me.
I don't feel like my brain has caught up yet.
I want to exercise but I am not sure I am ready.
I know that the weight will "melt" off quicker if I could exercise.
Now I am paying for a gym membership and I am not using it.
I will say that I have decided to mark some things off my bucket list.
I recently bought a book with no pictures, small print and 562 pages.
It is an Oprah book club selection called FREEDOM.
For me, I don't know what the book is about I just wanted to buy it for the title.
FREEDOM
Do I now feel freedom because all my kids are in school?
Do I now feel freedom because I am free to eat and drink again?
Do I now feel freedom because I will soon be free of fat?
Do I now feel freedom because I feel better about myself?
Do I now feel freedom because I am now free to make better choices in my life, rather than settleing for the same 'ole same 'ole?
Do I now feel freedom because I have decided to rid myself of all the bullshit that comes with having this surgery?
I am not sure which one seems more important but the last one is probably the closest.
I am free to rid myself of all the bullshit.
Let me point it out for anyone still "on the fence" about my decision...
It's done. There is nothing you can say or do that will change it.
NO I didn't take the easy way out. No matter what you think, this was a hard decision and a total lifestyle change for me. I watch everything I eat. I struggle to make good choices. I struggle because I don't want to be that fat again. I know I will never be skinny but I also know that FOR ME this was the best decision. (Now please stop saying I took the easy way out before I end up punching you in the face!)
Yes, I would without question do this surgery again.
With any surgery you should expect complications because they can happen.
Have I had my fair share of complications recently?
You bet I have.
Would I change my mind about the surgery if I could?
Absolutely 100% NO!
This surgery is my lifeline to the real world.
I did not take the easy way out so stop saying it.
This was MY decision because it is MY body.
Today is my follow up appt with my dietician, physchiatrist and Dr. B.
I was prepared to file a formal complaint against the front office and nurse.
Now I realize something more important.
I am in control of my body, nobody else is.
I should have stood up for myself and demanded quick action when I was having a problem. Instead I relied on the instinct that somehow someone was listening to me.
Now today I have to come to grips with the fact that this was my fault.
As a mother, if this was happening to any of my children I would have taken them to the ER the 2nd day. Why then, as mothers do we put off our own health? How are we suppose to take care of our children when we can't take care of ourselves?
Today is a new day.
Today is my Freedom from 2nd place.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
September 18 & 19, 2010
September 18, 2010
Scale.. 287!
That's right folks, my body is now starting to gain weight! Great.
I called H's soccer coach and explained the situation and how H probably wouldn't be able to go to her game. He replied back with.. "Why don't you just bring her over now, let her spend the night with us and then when you get home you can pick her up?"
I wonder how I got so blessed to have a soccer coach that understands when you need something and just opens up and offers it. What a great family! THANK YOU JT!
SO we drive to Dallas. I was actually going to drive but G said I looked "bad" so he drove and I told him which exit to take. When I was finally "taken to the back" I told my family "See you soon!". The nurse informed me that I only needed to remove my tops and shoes. She gave me some cute booties and a gown. Then she came over to do my iv. I explained to her all the previous sticks from a month ago and even showed her the 3 remaining bruises. She got it the FIRST time. I have to say, I have NEVER had a nurse get it on the first try! Thank you JESUS!!
Then the iv started to flow and the nurse ran to me, literally! I asked her what was wrong and she said "The color is different in your face!" I was like... crap what color is it? Then she informed me that my color was good and that I must have really needed that iv. I explained everything to her and she said.. "God bless you child. I think you arrived to the hospital just in time." Pretty soon after that I was rolled back to the area that they were going to do the EGD. The anesthesiologist already knew my story some how and told me that he was so sorry. I told him that it wasn't his fault and I was ready to get on with my life. THe dr then came in and said "Hey, you must be Kim! Don't worry, we're going to fix your problem right up. Sorry this has taken so long!" I then told him that it wasn't his fault either. THe anesthesiologist then told me that they were going to add the bite block in my mouth and then I was going to fall asleep. He did tell me that the medicine makes people "Chatty Cathy's" so try to resist the urge to talk. Then he looked down at me and said "I have a feeling this will be the hardest part for you. haha" and he gave me a wink and a smile.
I woke up in recovery feeling 100% better. I was offered and drank a 5 oz can of grape juice. I was ready to run to the bathroom but it didn't happen. I asked for another one and was drinking it as they were wheeling me to the van.
We drove to get Hannah and then home. I undressed into my jammies and went to bed at 11:30 and didnt wake up until 5. When I woke up I immediately got dressed again and started making dinner. I ate 1/4 of a hamburger then I went to the movies with some friends. At the movies, I bought a water and never even thought about milk duds and popcorn. I no longer wanted them or an icee! I sat in the movies very happy with my $4 water bottle. When I got home, I ate another 1/4 of hamburger and went to bed.
September 19, 2010
Woke up at 10!
WOW! I feel great and HUNGRY!!
I decide to step on the scale...
282!!!!!!!!
I can't believe it and I don't know how it happened but I am super excited!
G started making egg salad because this morning that is what I felt like eating.
I have now clipped my coupons and am ready to go to the store.
What a difference!!!
Scale.. 287!
That's right folks, my body is now starting to gain weight! Great.
I called H's soccer coach and explained the situation and how H probably wouldn't be able to go to her game. He replied back with.. "Why don't you just bring her over now, let her spend the night with us and then when you get home you can pick her up?"
I wonder how I got so blessed to have a soccer coach that understands when you need something and just opens up and offers it. What a great family! THANK YOU JT!
SO we drive to Dallas. I was actually going to drive but G said I looked "bad" so he drove and I told him which exit to take. When I was finally "taken to the back" I told my family "See you soon!". The nurse informed me that I only needed to remove my tops and shoes. She gave me some cute booties and a gown. Then she came over to do my iv. I explained to her all the previous sticks from a month ago and even showed her the 3 remaining bruises. She got it the FIRST time. I have to say, I have NEVER had a nurse get it on the first try! Thank you JESUS!!
Then the iv started to flow and the nurse ran to me, literally! I asked her what was wrong and she said "The color is different in your face!" I was like... crap what color is it? Then she informed me that my color was good and that I must have really needed that iv. I explained everything to her and she said.. "God bless you child. I think you arrived to the hospital just in time." Pretty soon after that I was rolled back to the area that they were going to do the EGD. The anesthesiologist already knew my story some how and told me that he was so sorry. I told him that it wasn't his fault and I was ready to get on with my life. THe dr then came in and said "Hey, you must be Kim! Don't worry, we're going to fix your problem right up. Sorry this has taken so long!" I then told him that it wasn't his fault either. THe anesthesiologist then told me that they were going to add the bite block in my mouth and then I was going to fall asleep. He did tell me that the medicine makes people "Chatty Cathy's" so try to resist the urge to talk. Then he looked down at me and said "I have a feeling this will be the hardest part for you. haha" and he gave me a wink and a smile.
I woke up in recovery feeling 100% better. I was offered and drank a 5 oz can of grape juice. I was ready to run to the bathroom but it didn't happen. I asked for another one and was drinking it as they were wheeling me to the van.
We drove to get Hannah and then home. I undressed into my jammies and went to bed at 11:30 and didnt wake up until 5. When I woke up I immediately got dressed again and started making dinner. I ate 1/4 of a hamburger then I went to the movies with some friends. At the movies, I bought a water and never even thought about milk duds and popcorn. I no longer wanted them or an icee! I sat in the movies very happy with my $4 water bottle. When I got home, I ate another 1/4 of hamburger and went to bed.
September 19, 2010
Woke up at 10!
WOW! I feel great and HUNGRY!!
I decide to step on the scale...
282!!!!!!!!
I can't believe it and I don't know how it happened but I am super excited!
G started making egg salad because this morning that is what I felt like eating.
I have now clipped my coupons and am ready to go to the store.
What a difference!!!
Friday, September 17, 2010
September 17, 2010
Today has been by far my WORST day.
I wasn't able to hold my cranberry slush down and I wasn't able to hold down my vitamin water zero either. In fact my body is starting to gain weight because it is in "starvation mode".
At 3 the nurse from Dr. B's office called and told me that she had been trying to find a doctor all day to do my EGD sooner than Wed. Frustrated by the entire group of events, Dr. B called another doctor in DALLAS.
This evening at 5 their office called me and told me that I need to be in Dallas at 8 in the morning. Yes, folks there is a dr out there that will be fixing me, or at the very least, figuring out what's wrong with me on a SATURDAY.
I honestly felt like crying because I pictured myself in the hospital before Wed. I also heard that Dr. B is super pissed at his front office and the entire office of the other dr., including the dr.
We'll see what happens now!
Now I will ask for prayers that this test tomorrow will solve all my problems.
Thank you my friends for pushing this issue... you know who you are... SV and LK!
I wasn't able to hold my cranberry slush down and I wasn't able to hold down my vitamin water zero either. In fact my body is starting to gain weight because it is in "starvation mode".
At 3 the nurse from Dr. B's office called and told me that she had been trying to find a doctor all day to do my EGD sooner than Wed. Frustrated by the entire group of events, Dr. B called another doctor in DALLAS.
This evening at 5 their office called me and told me that I need to be in Dallas at 8 in the morning. Yes, folks there is a dr out there that will be fixing me, or at the very least, figuring out what's wrong with me on a SATURDAY.
I honestly felt like crying because I pictured myself in the hospital before Wed. I also heard that Dr. B is super pissed at his front office and the entire office of the other dr., including the dr.
We'll see what happens now!
Now I will ask for prayers that this test tomorrow will solve all my problems.
Thank you my friends for pushing this issue... you know who you are... SV and LK!
Thursday, September 16, 2010
September 16, 2010
Ok, I have some developments...
#1 Exactly one month ago today I had my surgery. Despite my ongoing issues, I would not have changed a thing. I am able to wear pants that feel loose, my Tiffany bracelet is NO LONGER tight on my arm and the size 10 ring that G bought me for Mother's Day almost fell off my finger. These may seem like small changes but for me they are changing my world.
#2 Yes I really did take all 5 of my children to the Consoltation appt yesterday. The good thing is that we only suffered 3/5 meltdowns so I consider that pretty good. The Dr. asked me if they were all mine (as if I would rent children to take to a dr appt?). He asked me if it was a bad time of day to bring them to which I replied.. "That is why I asked for the 1:45 appt!" (Hello... Paging Dr. Dumbass!!)
So he tells me that he believes I have a stricture and that it is a pretty easy fix. He will do the EGD and if it is a stricture then he will open it up and voila! So he then says that I will need someone to drive me (Now you know why LK calls me Daisy!, the procedure should last 15-20 minutes and then I will be in recovery for about an hour. I had a choice of 11:00 with a 9:30 arrival time or 9:00 with a 7:30 arrival time. I chose 11. He then writes me a prescription (ummm... paging Dr. Dumbass... can BARELY keep water down... what makes your prescription so special?)
and tells me that my EGD will be done NEXT WEDNESDAY!!! Seriously? Great! Another week of "hanging on by a thread". THANKS!!!
#3 SO I decide that I am going to go to a "surgical weight loss support group" tonight. I figured that it would be nice to hear other stories and struggles. When I walked in the room I noticed my dietician. I used to refer to her as skinnybitch because she took away my coffee, wine and soda. I would like to apologize right now and say that my dietician is one of the most caring and compassionate people I have ever met. I unloaded my story on her, privately! I explained the symptoms, issues, everything! I even told her about my new find (a hard lump under the bruise left over from my blood thinner shots). Immediately she started texting on her phone saying that the treatment I had been given was completely unprofessional and out of line. She also said that there is no way Dr. B would have let this go on for so long. She then said that I will probably be receiving a phone call tomorrow. She genuinely acted disgusted. I honestly thought I was going to cry. For weeks my family and friends have been extremely worried about me and wondering how I am even functioning. To be honest, I have been wondering the same. I now know that the reason I haven't lost any more weight is because my body is in "starvation mode". Trust me when I say this is NOT a mode you want your body in. I now feel like I am going to get some answers and perhaps a quick resolution to my problems.
#4 I had a positive experience today... I ate 3 TINY bites of chicken pasta salad from Costco and I kept them down!! I was able to keep down the medium cranberry slush and 20 oz xxx vitamin water zero. So my liquid intake increased and so did my food.
Keep praying for resolve so I can get on with my life and become the hot housewife that I know is on the inside.
#1 Exactly one month ago today I had my surgery. Despite my ongoing issues, I would not have changed a thing. I am able to wear pants that feel loose, my Tiffany bracelet is NO LONGER tight on my arm and the size 10 ring that G bought me for Mother's Day almost fell off my finger. These may seem like small changes but for me they are changing my world.
#2 Yes I really did take all 5 of my children to the Consoltation appt yesterday. The good thing is that we only suffered 3/5 meltdowns so I consider that pretty good. The Dr. asked me if they were all mine (as if I would rent children to take to a dr appt?). He asked me if it was a bad time of day to bring them to which I replied.. "That is why I asked for the 1:45 appt!" (Hello... Paging Dr. Dumbass!!)
So he tells me that he believes I have a stricture and that it is a pretty easy fix. He will do the EGD and if it is a stricture then he will open it up and voila! So he then says that I will need someone to drive me (Now you know why LK calls me Daisy!, the procedure should last 15-20 minutes and then I will be in recovery for about an hour. I had a choice of 11:00 with a 9:30 arrival time or 9:00 with a 7:30 arrival time. I chose 11. He then writes me a prescription (ummm... paging Dr. Dumbass... can BARELY keep water down... what makes your prescription so special?)
and tells me that my EGD will be done NEXT WEDNESDAY!!! Seriously? Great! Another week of "hanging on by a thread". THANKS!!!
#3 SO I decide that I am going to go to a "surgical weight loss support group" tonight. I figured that it would be nice to hear other stories and struggles. When I walked in the room I noticed my dietician. I used to refer to her as skinnybitch because she took away my coffee, wine and soda. I would like to apologize right now and say that my dietician is one of the most caring and compassionate people I have ever met. I unloaded my story on her, privately! I explained the symptoms, issues, everything! I even told her about my new find (a hard lump under the bruise left over from my blood thinner shots). Immediately she started texting on her phone saying that the treatment I had been given was completely unprofessional and out of line. She also said that there is no way Dr. B would have let this go on for so long. She then said that I will probably be receiving a phone call tomorrow. She genuinely acted disgusted. I honestly thought I was going to cry. For weeks my family and friends have been extremely worried about me and wondering how I am even functioning. To be honest, I have been wondering the same. I now know that the reason I haven't lost any more weight is because my body is in "starvation mode". Trust me when I say this is NOT a mode you want your body in. I now feel like I am going to get some answers and perhaps a quick resolution to my problems.
#4 I had a positive experience today... I ate 3 TINY bites of chicken pasta salad from Costco and I kept them down!! I was able to keep down the medium cranberry slush and 20 oz xxx vitamin water zero. So my liquid intake increased and so did my food.
Keep praying for resolve so I can get on with my life and become the hot housewife that I know is on the inside.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
September 15, 2010
Ok, so it has been 5 dsys since I last wrote in my diary here.
Would you like to know why it has been so long??
Well I am going to tell you anyways. I have been so fuzzed up I can't type. By fuzzed, I don't mean drunk I mean PISSED!
You see it has been almost 3 weeks since I first threw up blood. My prescription was changed and I was ordered to rest.
I followed all those directions, with the one exception of going down the red slide ONE time before the pool closed for the season.
So then Monday rolls around and I tell them that I am still throwing up blood and they have the balls to ask me if I ate anything red! Are you fucking kidding me??? Do I look stupid? (Don't answer that!) But Seriously people? DO I look stupid? Am I stupid? I don't think so. I was never honor society but I can tell you that I know the difference!
So they said they would call back... which they did 2 days later! They told me that I needed to get an EGD done and they were going to put a "Rush" on the order. I stayed home last Wed,Thurs and Fri. waiting for the phone call. You got it... NOTHING and now I can't keep down my supplements, new prescription and BARELY water. It is a good thing I am obsessed with Vitamin Water Zero because that is the only form of nutrition I am getting.
I can't even hold down a tall decaf skinny vanilla latte! (So so sorry Starbucks... I will be back to you soon!!)
So on Monday MORNING at 8:15 I decide to call AGAIN! The front office lady, lets call her Mrs. NexttimeIseeuIamgoingtopunchuintheface said she would "check" into it and call me back.
Yup, you guessed it.. I called her and she proceeds to tell me that I have an appt on Wed. I asked her what time? who made the appt? do I need a ride? etc...
Would you like to know what Mrs. NexttimeIseeuIamgoingtopunchuintheface said to me????
Yeah.. I don't know either because her head must have been stuck up her ass!! She said she would give this new doctor a call and ask them to call me, which they did ON MY CELLPHONE!! Hello?? Did I not mention that I had been waiting at MY HOUSE for 4 days waiting on them to call??? UUUGGGGHHHH!!!
So, Mrs. Perky Yourgettingpunchedtoo calls me and says that I have an appt at 3:45 on Wed of this week. I told her, there is no way I can go to an appt at 3:45. I explained that I had 5 children in school and I would prefer a time when they were in school. So she comes back with a 1:45 appt. I said FINE. I figured I could speed over to the school to get the kids. So I asked if I needed a ride to the office and she said
"No, this visit is just a C O N S O L T A T I O N!!!
To say I nearly lost it would be an understatement.
Well yesterday while fuming that now I can't even hold down my cranberry slush from Sonic Mrs. Perky Yourgettingpunchedtoo calls me ON MY CELL PHONE and says.. "I'm sorry Dr. ? has AN EMERGENCY and can't see you until 3:45... Will that be a problem??"
AN EMERGENCY??? I THOUGHT I WAS THE EMERGENCY!!! No, I didn't say that but I felt like it!
So I once again explained the 5 KIDS IN SCHOOL THING and she just didn't get it. So I told her I would take the appt.
Now guess what Momma Kim is doing today??
You guessed it... I am taking my 5 kids with me.
That's right!
If they want to play this fucking game with me... THEN LET'S PLAY!!!!!
Would you like to know why it has been so long??
Well I am going to tell you anyways. I have been so fuzzed up I can't type. By fuzzed, I don't mean drunk I mean PISSED!
You see it has been almost 3 weeks since I first threw up blood. My prescription was changed and I was ordered to rest.
I followed all those directions, with the one exception of going down the red slide ONE time before the pool closed for the season.
So then Monday rolls around and I tell them that I am still throwing up blood and they have the balls to ask me if I ate anything red! Are you fucking kidding me??? Do I look stupid? (Don't answer that!) But Seriously people? DO I look stupid? Am I stupid? I don't think so. I was never honor society but I can tell you that I know the difference!
So they said they would call back... which they did 2 days later! They told me that I needed to get an EGD done and they were going to put a "Rush" on the order. I stayed home last Wed,Thurs and Fri. waiting for the phone call. You got it... NOTHING and now I can't keep down my supplements, new prescription and BARELY water. It is a good thing I am obsessed with Vitamin Water Zero because that is the only form of nutrition I am getting.
I can't even hold down a tall decaf skinny vanilla latte! (So so sorry Starbucks... I will be back to you soon!!)
So on Monday MORNING at 8:15 I decide to call AGAIN! The front office lady, lets call her Mrs. NexttimeIseeuIamgoingtopunchuintheface said she would "check" into it and call me back.
Yup, you guessed it.. I called her and she proceeds to tell me that I have an appt on Wed. I asked her what time? who made the appt? do I need a ride? etc...
Would you like to know what Mrs. NexttimeIseeuIamgoingtopunchuintheface said to me????
Yeah.. I don't know either because her head must have been stuck up her ass!! She said she would give this new doctor a call and ask them to call me, which they did ON MY CELLPHONE!! Hello?? Did I not mention that I had been waiting at MY HOUSE for 4 days waiting on them to call??? UUUGGGGHHHH!!!
So, Mrs. Perky Yourgettingpunchedtoo calls me and says that I have an appt at 3:45 on Wed of this week. I told her, there is no way I can go to an appt at 3:45. I explained that I had 5 children in school and I would prefer a time when they were in school. So she comes back with a 1:45 appt. I said FINE. I figured I could speed over to the school to get the kids. So I asked if I needed a ride to the office and she said
"No, this visit is just a C O N S O L T A T I O N!!!
To say I nearly lost it would be an understatement.
Well yesterday while fuming that now I can't even hold down my cranberry slush from Sonic Mrs. Perky Yourgettingpunchedtoo calls me ON MY CELL PHONE and says.. "I'm sorry Dr. ? has AN EMERGENCY and can't see you until 3:45... Will that be a problem??"
AN EMERGENCY??? I THOUGHT I WAS THE EMERGENCY!!! No, I didn't say that but I felt like it!
So I once again explained the 5 KIDS IN SCHOOL THING and she just didn't get it. So I told her I would take the appt.
Now guess what Momma Kim is doing today??
You guessed it... I am taking my 5 kids with me.
That's right!
If they want to play this fucking game with me... THEN LET'S PLAY!!!!!
Friday, September 10, 2010
September 10, 2010
Scale says 285!
Ok, so last night I ate a slice of Little Caesars cheese pizza. I know that wasn't the best dinner choice but since I couldn't keep anything down for 2 days I figured what the hell.
So for a while it stayed so long I was wondering if it was one of those "slider" foods I heard about. A slider food is something that justs slides on by your bypassed system. In other words, I could eat a bag of chips and microwave popcorn and would never feel full. Yes it can be dangerous which is why I was warned about slider foods. It is these slider foods that make people fat again. It is this reason alone (I NEVER WANT TO BE FAT AGAIN!!) that I avoid it all together.
At any rate, I ate the pizza and then decided to eat a sugar free popsicle. Ok,the popsicle put me over the edge and that plus the pizza made me closer with my cute dual flush toilet. So I called the Drs office and asked again when this thing was going to be scheduled. I was told... "We faxed the doctor the orders and marked them ASAP so they should be calling you soon."
Hello?
Perhaps when I call you 2 times a day for 3 days you would let me know the name of this particular dr so I could call them myself.
I guess ASAP doesn't mean anything to people anymore. I guess I get to call them back Monday to tell them that I still can't keep anything down.
I even got myself a cranberry slush from Sonic today and it took me 1 1/2 hours to drink a medium while I was driving around picking up children from schools. When I walked in the door I was so excited that I was able to keep a drink down. Well I must have psyched myself out because 1/2 of that slush ended up in the toilet.
Tonight I have avoided dinner all together. Earlier I ate 2~100 calorie pack cheese things from Kraft. (That mozzarella with garlic and herb.... YUMMY!!)
So here I am feeling the cheese in my throat area and wondering if it will stay down. I am taking tiny sips of my water so it will stay down. Of course keeping tiny sips down is easy because my mouth is so damn dry that it absorbs the water up like a sponge.
Letter to Mysterious Doctor:
SCHEDULE THE FREAKIN' EGD ALREADY SO I CAN FIND SOMEONE TO PICK UP MY CHILDREN AND FIND SOMEONE TO DRIVE ME!! I really hope deep down that I gag on your stupid scope and it causes you anxiety and nervousness to make up for the shit that I have been through waiting on your stupid call!!!
Ok, so last night I ate a slice of Little Caesars cheese pizza. I know that wasn't the best dinner choice but since I couldn't keep anything down for 2 days I figured what the hell.
So for a while it stayed so long I was wondering if it was one of those "slider" foods I heard about. A slider food is something that justs slides on by your bypassed system. In other words, I could eat a bag of chips and microwave popcorn and would never feel full. Yes it can be dangerous which is why I was warned about slider foods. It is these slider foods that make people fat again. It is this reason alone (I NEVER WANT TO BE FAT AGAIN!!) that I avoid it all together.
At any rate, I ate the pizza and then decided to eat a sugar free popsicle. Ok,the popsicle put me over the edge and that plus the pizza made me closer with my cute dual flush toilet. So I called the Drs office and asked again when this thing was going to be scheduled. I was told... "We faxed the doctor the orders and marked them ASAP so they should be calling you soon."
Hello?
Perhaps when I call you 2 times a day for 3 days you would let me know the name of this particular dr so I could call them myself.
I guess ASAP doesn't mean anything to people anymore. I guess I get to call them back Monday to tell them that I still can't keep anything down.
I even got myself a cranberry slush from Sonic today and it took me 1 1/2 hours to drink a medium while I was driving around picking up children from schools. When I walked in the door I was so excited that I was able to keep a drink down. Well I must have psyched myself out because 1/2 of that slush ended up in the toilet.
Tonight I have avoided dinner all together. Earlier I ate 2~100 calorie pack cheese things from Kraft. (That mozzarella with garlic and herb.... YUMMY!!)
So here I am feeling the cheese in my throat area and wondering if it will stay down. I am taking tiny sips of my water so it will stay down. Of course keeping tiny sips down is easy because my mouth is so damn dry that it absorbs the water up like a sponge.
Letter to Mysterious Doctor:
SCHEDULE THE FREAKIN' EGD ALREADY SO I CAN FIND SOMEONE TO PICK UP MY CHILDREN AND FIND SOMEONE TO DRIVE ME!! I really hope deep down that I gag on your stupid scope and it causes you anxiety and nervousness to make up for the shit that I have been through waiting on your stupid call!!!
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