- Yes I can be a total bitch sometimes but that is ONLY if you piss me off!
- No, I am not a heartless cow. Every decision I make is thought of extensively.
- I NEVER left my triplets home alone. Although I have to admit that I thought about it several times.
- I did have H in charge of K,L,D and h one time for about 15 while I ran to CVS to get barf medicine for K,L,D and h. (Mmmm, wonder why I didn't take them with me???)
- I am a loyal friend. If you tell me a secret I will keep it a secret unless you decide to knock off someone then I would have to think about it.
- I love my husband my kids and even my stupid (but very cute) dog. All while knowing that they will be the cause of my death one day.
- I am obsessed with Ralph Lauren. Sorry. I know it sounds snobby but I just can't help myself. I have tried to stay away but I can't. I think I might need a support group but I am not ready to join it yet.
- I am honest and straight forward so if you ask for my opinion don't get pissed off if you don't like my answer.
- The boy I was in love with in highschool now resembles my husband. (Damn you facebook for ruining my "what if" fantasy.
- I listen to all types of music... Train, Eminem, The Cult... pretty much anything but country.
- When I found out I was pregnant with quads I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants. I actually thought that the dr was going to have me "admitted" because I couldn't stop laughing.
- The ONLY OB dr visit G ever went to was the one where we were 16 weeks and we found out that 1 of our quads was not going to make it.
- When I found out I was pregnant with h I was so shocked and told G I didn't know how it happened because I didn't remember having sex....
- Someone once told me that they thought H was spoiled and I was a horrible mother. That someone got punched in the face the same day. :)
- I once told someone to stop calling me until she had taken her medicine. (Refer to first bullet point)
- In case you have never heard it... here is my driveway story.... I was a senior in high school and I came home REALLY past curfew. My dad (at the time) met me at the door. I put my hand on his shoulder and told him we had to move. He asked why. My reply? "Because our driveway is too fucking long!". The next morning the neighbors DOWN the street asked us to move my car from their driveway.
Now that I got that off my chest....
Is there anything else that you want to know.
Suppose to be working...Can't stop reading too hilarious!
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